Leek Garden
Why would I want to know that? Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."
But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Meh.
You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.
Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Anyone who laughs is a communist! Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".
You wouldn't. Ask anyway! Also Zoidberg. Who are those horrible orange men? Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?
Meh. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
Say it in Russian! What are their names? Why yes! Thanks for noticing. We're also Santa Claus! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most.
Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! They're like sex, except I'm having them! Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Can I use the gun? I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Oh right. I forgot about the battle. I had more, but you go ahead. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! You're going back for the Countess, aren't you?
